Post by senxo on Feb 18, 2009 2:35:30 GMT -5
It seams that people are coming out of the wood work and spreading crap about anything today. Check out this Viking Fighting arts crap. This guy claims to bring the ancient Viking fighting arts into relevance today. It ok to dress up and reenact if that is your thing, but he is claiming this Bullshido is for self defense today and it is legit, because his father says so.
Here is a snippit of what this guy says,
SS: Viking Fighting is basically a very, very violent and very, very dirty style of fighting. The core principles are violence, ruthlessness, surprise, anger, cheating, deception, brutality and pre-emptive action. Everything we do is based on the old Viking saying that "it's better to stand and fight because if you run, you'll only die tired".
( Notice that is is very, very. Can you also ad super uber omega? )
LS: OK. What exactly does that mean?
SS: That we don't run... And that we stand and fight. Viking Fighting is 70% attack, 25% counter-attack, and maybe 15% defense. My old father, Thor Svensson, used to say that "defense is what happens when you're about to die". This is very true! The BERZERKER™ mentality is to attack the attacker, kill the killer, mug the mugger, and rape the rapist – so to speak.
( He teaches to rape the rapist? What? OMG. My side, it hurts from the pain of laughter, serious this is mad funny. And that " so to speak at the end " helps this non sense how? )
Man Bullshido is every where, even Thor is not safe!
I have a nice collection of things like this from research I have done. I hope this is the right Topic to put it under. If you like this I'll add more. I don't want to start to many threads my 1st day, hehe.
This is how they try to sell their DVD's
"Learn the deadly moves of the ancient Viking Fighting Arts directly from the last Berzerker Supreme ( also try, Ultra and 1337 -emphasis by me) Grandmaster and Inheritor of the Horned Helmet, Grandmaster Sven S. Svensson! "
( Okay it started of strong for me with the supreme grandmaster, but then it droped and was pitchy when it became just grand master. Its a no for me dog.)
Horned Helmet, What the. . .?!
Here is the website to Berzerker
www.vikingfighting.com
Now lets put on our horned, cone shaped helmets and hit the pool hall! Can I get a, ROAR?!"
Here is a snippit of what this guy says,
SS: Viking Fighting is basically a very, very violent and very, very dirty style of fighting. The core principles are violence, ruthlessness, surprise, anger, cheating, deception, brutality and pre-emptive action. Everything we do is based on the old Viking saying that "it's better to stand and fight because if you run, you'll only die tired".
( Notice that is is very, very. Can you also ad super uber omega? )
LS: OK. What exactly does that mean?
SS: That we don't run... And that we stand and fight. Viking Fighting is 70% attack, 25% counter-attack, and maybe 15% defense. My old father, Thor Svensson, used to say that "defense is what happens when you're about to die". This is very true! The BERZERKER™ mentality is to attack the attacker, kill the killer, mug the mugger, and rape the rapist – so to speak.
( He teaches to rape the rapist? What? OMG. My side, it hurts from the pain of laughter, serious this is mad funny. And that " so to speak at the end " helps this non sense how? )
Man Bullshido is every where, even Thor is not safe!
I have a nice collection of things like this from research I have done. I hope this is the right Topic to put it under. If you like this I'll add more. I don't want to start to many threads my 1st day, hehe.
This is how they try to sell their DVD's
"Learn the deadly moves of the ancient Viking Fighting Arts directly from the last Berzerker Supreme ( also try, Ultra and 1337 -emphasis by me) Grandmaster and Inheritor of the Horned Helmet, Grandmaster Sven S. Svensson! "
( Okay it started of strong for me with the supreme grandmaster, but then it droped and was pitchy when it became just grand master. Its a no for me dog.)
Horned Helmet, What the. . .?!
Here is the website to Berzerker
www.vikingfighting.com
Now lets put on our horned, cone shaped helmets and hit the pool hall! Can I get a, ROAR?!"